I LOVE CLAY!
Guess what; I found your wallet! An angel delivered it to me in the parking lot of the convenient deli (ironic, I know) in all its sopping wet, Jack Spade, Mcrib stenched glory and informed me that you're in need of the single dollar to which it contains. To retrieve it you can find me on Facebook, though I can't say the same for you; name's Jessica Bassett. Or if you'd prefer you cant hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org. I and your Guardian angel shall be waiting!